We have been together four years and I still have not told anyone that I do not actually like the way he laughs. That is the whole secret. That is it.

My ex invited me to his wedding. Not as a guest. He wants to use the photographer I recommended and asked if I would put in a good word.

Everyone keeps telling me I will find someone when I stop looking. I stopped looking. I found a very good sandwich place. That is the update.

I keep rehearsing the conversation in the shower and having it perfectly, and then in real life I say it's fine and load the dishwasher.